Lachen om Libië. Mag dat?

David Letterman vindt van wel. Gisterenavond presenteerde hij zijn ‘Top 10 Aanwijzingen Dat Kadhafi Zich In Uw Buurt Verstopt’. Op 10: “You say ‘Good morning, neighbor.’ – You hear ‘Good morning, Zionist pig.’

Met excuses voor de slechte beeldkwaliteit – wegens een rechtenkwestie mogen we video’s in Europa niet meer overnemen van CBS. De tekst van de Top 10 staat onder het filmpje.

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10. You say “Good morning, neighbor. – You hear “Good morning, Zionist pig.”

9. Ayman Al-Zawahir­i knocks on your door and says, “Whoops! Wrong house.”

8. Someone keeps forgetting to clean up after his camel.

7. Guy introduces himself as “Carl” but spells it with a “Q”.

6. High school soccer games now begin with the Libyan national anthem.

5. Every shopping plaza within a 10-mile radius is out of enormous sunglasses­.

4. Navy SEALs request permission to turn your kid’s tree house into a sniper’s nest.

3. Monday: Quiet; Tuesday: Quiet; Wednesday: Mobs of gun-toting Libyan rebels; Thursday: Quiet.

2. Neighbor keeps parking his tank on your Prius.

1. In background of his latest video message, you see you.

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