Wat als de spin Benedictus XVI had gebeten?

Waar Barack Obama het in juni moest doen met een onschuldige vlieg, kampte paus Benedictus XVI in Praag met een uiterst volhoudende spin, die tijdens een toespraak over zijn gezicht wandelde. Wat als het beest de paus had gestoken? Komiek Stephen Colbert weet wel raad met die vraag.

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Ook de jongens en meisjes bij CNN hadden dolle pret met Spider-gate:
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