Met z’n allen lachen om ‘Sperminator’ Arnold Schwarzenegger

[[image file=”2011-05/arnie.jpg” align=”left” ]]”From Terminator to Sperminator.”
“He kept this hidden for over a decade. I had no idea he was that good an actor.”
“Ten years! I mean, we found Bin Laden before we found Arnold’s love child. Amazing!”
“When Arnold was running for Governor, he was out there shaking hands and kissing babies. Any of those babies could have been his.”
“Hasta la vista, it’s my baby!”
“In a statement released today, Arnold said: ‘I am truly sorry, there are no excuses, and I take full responsibility for the hurt that I have caused. But enough about Jingle All The Way, let’s talk about…'”
“He’s not gonna be the Last Action Hero doing this.”
“Are you telling me no one knew it was his kid? It was probably born with a 40-inch chest. And forget the Caesarean; he probably shot his way out. Hasta la vista, placenta!
“This whole thing makes John Edwards look like Father of the Year.”
“Welcome to the show. I’m Conan O’Brien, or as I can now publicly call myself: Arnold Schwarzenegger jr.”
“Were you surprised how quickly Donald Trump pulled out? You know, if Arnold would have pulled out that quickly, he wouldn’t be in trouble in the first place.”
“Now we know why he was always smoking cigars. Each one could’ve been celebrating the birth of another secret child.”

U begrijpt, de Amerikaanse late night talkshows hadden een field day dankzij het nieuws dat Arnold Schwarzenegger reeds tien jaar een bastaardkind heeft.

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